The Dream Box

Posts Tagged ‘Dildo

If that dildo post didn’t have you convinced…

Posted by: dreamboxdesign on: April 22, 2009

Reasons 897 and 898 why I am a total fucking dumbasss: After 2 weeks of wondering why the fuck my hair straightener was not getting as hot as it used to, and trying to fix it by cursing at it and banging it against every hard surface in my apartment in an attempt to jump [...]

The time I learned what a dildo was. Sort of.

Posted by: dreamboxdesign on: April 18, 2009

When I was a kid, I had an friend who was couple grades ahead of me. I’m fairly certain her primary purpose in life was to teach me dirty words and all the shit they don’t tell you about in sex ed. Or that animated movie I watched when I was a kid about where [...]

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